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here we are at the House of Lords with

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the glorious adornment to the British

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constitution all glitter and red leather

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yes and guess what there's nobody in

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there because once again I'm afraid the

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holiday vacation

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I guess they get a lot of brothers not

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much going on in the country what would

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they be doing well they don't might be

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doing would be expelling each other from

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various political organizations I'm

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drilling in their expenses yeah do you

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know what George if you are a member of

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the House of Lords you can walk in that

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door over there you can sign a little

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book yeah and then you can go to the

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cashiers office and take a lot of money

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right on your way on your way out

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I've been here for at least five minutes

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I play my 300 pounds the under pounds

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plus you could sit down to a subsidized

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lunch or you know some chess I may say

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and for those that like alcohol yeah the

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sellers the wine cellars of the House of

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Lords are famous throughout the whole

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world yes

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so I mean all told it is not just a

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waste of money but an insult really to

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the idea of democracy but not as much as

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the insult going on at the other end of

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the corridor and on this Saturday June

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the 22nd we're going to be talking about

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this we know for sure we'll probably not

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talk much about them because they're

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their crimes are not as great that the

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crimes being committed in the other half

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of the building well the votes of

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seventeen and a half million people are

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presently being betrayed

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well the Labour Party is running out of

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knives yes to assassinate a lot of

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people to stab yeah exactly

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and the Conservative Party which was

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supposed to be the governing party of

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the country got 90% of the war we've now

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got a guy running to be the next prime

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minister right and whose only actual

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Patrick Talent apparently is not being

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able to fill the dishwasher he's

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expecting Michael Gove that everyone

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will think oh well that makes you an

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ordinary guy no it doesn't why would you

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want somebody who can't fill a

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dishwasher running the country

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well quite except when you look at all

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the others I mean Boris Johnson you is

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not the sort of man you would want to

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drive your wife home after a party

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no like never get their wives lock up

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your daughters he has a pile of

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skeletons in his cupboard that are all

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going to come tumbling out now because

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of course the establishment

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one Boris Johnson oh they don't because

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he might might I say actually deliver

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bread they don't want that and that's

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why he's now being or taken to court in

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a private prosecution yeah for life I

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mean who knew that you could be done for

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lying as a politician can you imagine

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how many courts wouldn't have to set up

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we need prison ships on the tempest on

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the terms we might have to turn the

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whole of the house of lawyers in into a

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drone essentially you know sing sing

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well I've just been on the phone to my

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lawyer yes because this idea could be

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catching if you can sue Boris Johnson in

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the criminal courts and that's a very

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big step in the criminal courts then I

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intend to prosecute Alastair Campbell

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you'll hear all about it on the 22nd of

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join up the accommodation probably still

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get your tickets right now hurry up

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because they're going to be sold out

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soon Alastair Campbell ex member of the

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Labour Party oh wait they are urgently

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reviewing it by the time you see this

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you may very well be back in you might

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be